how to write article drunk
okay all you pussies.
get drunk for a reason.
yes this is the real world.
and in the real world.
you have to put periods at the end. of your sentences
like a fucking real lady
no fucking around here.
make it a good reason.
maybe your boyfriend you dated for two seconds broke up with you
over some enigmatic reason
maybe he left for you that awkward asian at work with all those tattoos.
which you hope to hell is less attractive to you
because for some reason that makes you feel better
because the more men that desire you sexually
the higher your self worth is
but then again is your self worth was put on a reddit page
like if you sexually desirability was a subreddit
than it would not necessarily be downvoted a bunch of times
but maybe it wouldn’t be upvoted as many times as like
or like a vs model
so like your like fucked
even if you get fucked a lot
so does a prostitute
and you get a lot of attention
i mean so does a hobo wearing a banana suit
but i mean what does this sexual attention get you
besides more sex
where does the sex even get you
i dont get it